Let’s give this another shot. Or, more likely, lots of shots. 
How about a Wednesday morning scramble at the Brookside Club in Bourne? First group at 9:00AM. Open to everyone who knows how to hit a golf ball. We’ll make up foursomes mixing players of various abilities to even the teams as much as possible. 4-ball scramble format. Then let ’em have at it to see who can go low.
Entry fee is $80 per player, plus an optional $20 side bet on the tee to benefit the low gross team.  Stay tuned for details.
It’ll be a ball!